Apparently, There're Commandments For The Woman Driver

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• Thou shalt not arrive first to a 4-way and let others go ahead of you. 
• Thou shalt not take more than 2 attempts to parallel park. 
• Thou shalt not hold up more than 3 vehicles behind you while waiting for a parking spot, even during the holidays.
• If thou shall pull out into moving traffic, thou shalt commit to the infraction and haul!
• Thou shall comprehend that even if a space looks too small to drive through, a man could do it.
• Thou shalt not fard while driving. (look it up --http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/fard 
• Thou shalt not answer the phone, even handsfree, while turning.
• Thou shall never consider braking on a corner.
• Thou shalt not get back into the car while pumping gas, or thou shall ignite into flames. 
• Thou shalt not write smiley faces on foggy car windows.
• Upon breaking any one of these commandments thou will be handed an iPhone and forced to watch the following video...